I love the smell of twatwaffles in the morning...

Today's Gawker post about what else? Drama at Columbia -- but this time, it's drama of the soap opera kind... I hope O'Reilly gets a hold of these clips.

Columbia U. Soap Opera: Best Amateur Lesbian Porn On 116th Street

It's shocking how endlessly twatwafflish Columbia students are. Exhibit #517 is this new soap opera from Morningside Heights, creatively titled "The Gates." It's being shown on the Columbia TV station but has also helpfully been posted to YouTube so the plebians can hear such scintillating dialogue as, "This is college. You have to start trying new things," and "A man of the world! Have you thought about rushing?" In Part 2, there's also some girl-on-girl action; as an added bonus, one of the parties involved is a shy Asian engineering student who's just come from Bible study. Score!