Monday, November 27, 2006

Lede of the Day

Really, this one is a winner...
this from sheri h. and colleen kelly, both in the twin cities.

quote of the year, so far, actually: "The statute does not prohibit
one from having sex with a carcass,'' Anderson wrote.

kicker of the year, too. wait for it...

DULUTH -- Prosecution of a case involving alleged sexual contact with
a dead deer may hinge on the legal definition of the word "animal.''

Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior, Wis., faces a misdemeanor
charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of
having sex with a dead deer he saw beside a road on Oct. 11.

A motion filed last week by his attorney, public defender Fredric
Anderson, argued that since the deer was dead, it was not considered
an animal and the charge should be dismissed.

"The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,''
Anderson wrote.

Judge Michael Lucci heard the motion Tuesday.

"I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in
another case,'' Lucci said.

The Webster's dictionary defines "animal'' as "any of a kingdom of
living beings,'' Anderson said.

If you include carcasses in that definition, he said, "you really go
down a slippery slope with absurd results.''

Anderson argued: When does a turkey cease to be an animal? When it is
When it is wrapped in plastic packaging in the freezer? When it is
served, fully cooked?

A judge should decide what the Legislature intended "animal'' to mean
in the statute, he said. "And the only clear point to draw the line
in that definition, I believe, is the point of death.''

Assistant District Attorney James Boughner said the court can use a
dictionary to determine the meaning of the word, but it doesn't have

"The common and ordinary meaning of a word can be found in how people
actually use the word,'' Boughner wrote in his response to the motion.

When a person's pet dog dies, he told Lucci, the person still refers
to the dog as his or her dog, not a carcass.

"It stays a dog for some time,'' Boughner said.

He referred to the criminal complaint, in which Hathaway told police
he saw the dead deer in the ditch and moved it into the woods.
Hathaway called it a dead deer, Boughner said, not a carcass.

"It did not lose its essence as a deer, an animal, when it died,'' he

Anderson argued that the statute, which falls under the heading
"crimes against sexual morality,'' was meant to protect animals. That
would be unnecessary in the case of a dead animal.

"If you look at the other crimes that are in this subsection, they
all protect against something other than simply things we don't like
or things we find disgusting,'' he said.

Other crimes in that subsection include incest, bigamy, public
fornication and lewd and lascivious behavior.
Boughner said the focus of the statute was on punishing the human
behavior, not protecting animals.

"It does not seem to draw a line between the living and the dead,''
he said.

Interpreting the statute to exclude dead animals would also exclude
freshly killed animals, Boughner said. That, he said, could lead to
people who commit such acts with animals to kill them.

Lucci said he would render a decision by Hathaway's next court
appearance on Dec. 1.

The misdemeanor charge carries a maximum penalty of nine months in
jail and a fine of up to $10,000. If convicted, Hathaway could serve
a prison term of up to two years because of a previous conviction. In
April 2005, Hathaway pleaded no contest to one felony charge of
mistreatment of an animal for the shooting death of Bambrick, a 26-
year-old horse, to have sex with the animal.


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